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Sunday, July 31, 2011

Posted by JoeL at 11:46 AM

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JoeL: I'm a horrible person. I like long walks on the beach with your mom. I get extremely drunk @ inappropriate times and since I don't remember it then it didn't really happen. I am obsessed with riots and zombies. Big girls and FOB's love me, but I hate them. I have about negative -8 dollars to my name. I only do laundry when I run out of underwear. I used to bite my toe nails. Some say I'm an asshole because I throughly enjoy watching others pain and misery, but it's really cause I just enjoy seeing people in their moments of weakness and seeing how they react. I skate by in life doing the least, and yet always expect the best. I once punched a retard. I took a box of condoms from a friend and poked a hole with a needle on each condom and put them back in the box. I've always dreamed of getting a blumpkin mainly because of the humiliation it would cause the lovely lady performing the act. I like watching bad situations unfold, like a trainwreck... you dont wanna look but you can't turn away, except I do indeed wanna look and I don't ever turn away. I don't believe in Jesus, but if he is real that he must be an alien or black. I also think that God is the name of an alien.

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